How could Kurt and Kevin and guns go wrong?
I’m talking about 3000 Miles to Graceland, of course. It came highly recommended by my friend Ben, even though he was the first to admit that it was pretty stupid. Turns out it’s more than that, it’s completely over-the-top in every way for the first 40 minutes. Example: The movie is about a bunch of guys who dress up as Elvis impersonators and rob a casino, however the opening title sequence features two computer animated scorpions battling it out in the desert for no reason. We even get a spray or two of bright green blood. As far as the actual heist goes, it’s entertaining, but it’s all downhill from there. (”Hey, you know what this action movie needs? More plot!”) But as bad as it gets, and it gets bad, 3000 Miles is nowhere near as bad as Date Movie, which I came across today as I was flipping channels. I seriously think I’ve lost all hope for mankind via Date Movie. I’m cold… so cold.